Impire Review

Impire review

 

What the Hell is Impire?

Welcome everyone to the Impire Review. So what is Impire?  Impire is a real time strategy / dungeonmaster video game created by Cynide Studios and published by Paradox Interactive. Whoever wants to play this game must keep in his/her mind that Impire is not Dungeon Keeper, like many people keep bitching about. Yeah I noticed that the moment I started playing but I decided to give it a chance instead of bitching about it all day long. On the other hand Impire is not alot of things , when it should be. There are so many black spots in this game that can make someone wonder if it is really worth investing the time and money. But let me write a few things about whats the whole idea behind Impire.

 

 

A necromancer/demnonologist wants to be the ultimate evil genious and to conquer the world… aaand find a girl to get married and settle down 😀 (I am not kidding..and yeah probably he is still a virgin). In order to do that he summons a demon. The realationship between the demon and the mage is really weird. The demon wants to kill him but the mage hears only what he likes to hear.

Now the mage uses the vanity of the demon and treats him like a puppet by promising him to conquer and rule the world of the living, so he acts as his advisor.
The necromancer gives some objectives to the demon, the more evil they are the happier the demon is.

Most of the times nothing goes according to plan and when it does the results are so unexpected that the demonologist looks like a fool and the demon makes sure of that. Humor is everywhere in this game and is, its biggest advantage.

 

7 Comments

  1. MayraYNickle

    I quite like looking through a post that will make men and women think.
    Also, many thanks for allowing me to comment!

  2. I want to say that this post is awesome, nice written and include almost
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  3. that was a well spent time.

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  5. ”demnonologist wants to be the ultimate evil genious and to conquer the world, and find a girl to get married and settle down” –> laughed my ass off

  6. I have to agree this is really a funny game but it gets boring after a while. Well maybe it is just me.

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